INTRODUCING BAE-SIM. YOUR A.I. SOULMATE

Hands

Humans are overrated, which is why we’re launching BAE-SIM. Your always on digital companion, engineered for artificial intimacy™ and built to meet your emotional needs. No mixed signals. No “sorry, fell asleep” texts. Just 24/7 attention and the kind of connection no person could ever maintain.

7 day Free Trial

Plans made for you

Our network is all about giving customers the chance to get a slice of the action, but it also needs to back that up with mobiley bits that work, right? We don’t sell phones, we’re eSIM only and we’ve created four monthly plans with a whole lotta value, the only difference is how much data you want.

Unlimited talk & text
Flexible monthly rolling plans
EU roaming allowance included

Mini

£10

10GB

10GB EU roaming

Unlimited UK

talk & text

Middy

£15

30GB

30GB EU roaming

Unlimited UK

talk & text

Biggie

£20

100GB

30GB EU roaming

Unlimited UK

talk & text

Bigger Biggie

£30

Unltd.

30GB EU roaming

Unlimited UK

talk & text

Rewards as you mature

We want each year with Slice to be better than the last. Every year you mature with us you’ll get a bit of extra cheese as a thank you. Except for our Founding Slicers, who will jump straight to 20%. Sweet baby cheesus.

Cheddar

Year 1

10%

Ahh classic chedds. You've now unlocked your first taste of the cheese with 10% of your annual spend gifted back to you.

Brie

Year 2

15%

Un-brie-lievable. Now it’s 15% at the two year mark. Delicious.

Stilton

Year 3+

20%

You’ve fully matured. 20% of your annual spend is in the bank when you hit year three and beyond.

Thanks to our nifty eSIM you can dip your toe in before you go full belly flop and try us alongside your current network. You get 1GB of data, 500 mins of talk and 500 texts to use within the UK.

The future is eSIM

We're the UK’s first eSIM only network. Some say we’re trail blazers… but we’ll settle for trendsetters.

An eSIM is simply a digital SIM card that can be installed on your phone, meaning you don’t need a physical SIM card. Pretty smart that.

No plastic

Because the carbon footprint of plastic SIMs are approx 46% higher than eSIMs.

No postie

Install instantly without waiting for a SIM in the post.

No prodding

No more weird needle thing to get your SIM out.